The Ass of Arsène Lupin

WARNING THAT THIS CONTAINS GRAPHIC SEXUAL IMAGERY AND LANGUAGE.

"Arsène Lupin, Gentleman-Cambrioleur" is the first book in the famous series by Maurice Leblanc.

First published in 1907, this anthology of short stories introduced the clever and sophisticated master thief, Arsène Lupin. As witty and graceful as skilled and shrewd, Lupin quickly became a beloved character in French literature.

This is a very mild homage to Chuck Tingle https://www.chucktingle.com/
The original has all these goofy sexual references so I figured it would be a nice fit.

Part of LocJam Crime Story: http://locjam.org/